people

So, I have two main topics today to blog about. the first being. FLIP-FLOPS ARE NOT FORMAL SHOES I just do not understand when people, mainly women, wear them with a very nice outfit. I saw a girl today and was wearing a very cute outfit but then had flipflops and they matched in color so I know she picked them out for that reason. It just kills me that people see those as formal wear, just because they are the same color does not mean you should wear them

The second thing is that, people driving. I had a woman yesterday that I had to merge into her lane before getting on the interstate. She started to honk a lot at me and so i flipped her off. Well then as I was getting over so i got on 70 and not 65, she got over with me and then was on my ass flicking her lights at me. I mean let it go. So she was on my ass in bumper to bumper traffic. I in my infinate wisdom hit my breaks, she did not hit me but still rode my ass. I mean come on, dont be stupid. Plus she was on her cell phone. I just thought what i bitch.

The second stupid person was on campus. I pulled into my parking space and then a few seconds later this guy did. He takes three trys to make his car straight and then when he gets out, hits my car with his door and just walks on. I mean he knew i was there, he could have just mouthed sorry or something. I went and looked at it and he dented it a little bit. I mean i normally would not care but he said nothing. NOTHING.

If you choke a Smurf, What color would it turn?

So I have not blogged in a long time. I am moving in with Grace and her husband, I dont remember his nickname right now. I think it will be interesting. I know it will be better than that the last place with Idiot because he was a freak. If you are roommates with somoene, you are not rude to their mom. Come on. He also would not let me eat my dinner or whatever i made until the kitchen was clean. I mean that is just stupid. The house is also bigger and has a lot less crap in it. I dont htink i will feel like i can not leave my room. The cat being there should be very interesting. Oscar-the-dog will love it but i dont know what Neo-the-cat will think. I think he will adjust over time and be ok. he will stay in my room when i am not there and probably for a the first few days so he gets used to things. I also dont know what i will take there. The stuff i think i need wont fit well in the room. We will have to see. It is going to be a lot cheaper even with having to pay3 months currently to get out of my lease. I will miss living downtown and near burt and ernie, and dynasty but i will be downotown ALL the time.

Fat club is going ok. I won last week but Grace was a sore loser and would not give up so we are double or nothing this week. I dont know if i will do well this week. We will see.

Dynasty is driving my nuts because he keeps putting these status messages up that say like "WOW" or "What a night" and Now he has "Who the fuck is ..." I wont say the name in case my larger group of readers knows who it is. It is kind of annying to read those and not be in the loop. It is probably something, i will hear who it is and not really care but still. He is at work but i texted him so we will see if he replys.

I am really bogged down with school right now. I need to make some serious progress on homework this week and weekend. I am really going to buckle down and get stuff done, as we can see while i writing a pretty long blog entry. I have group projects and i am basically the leader of the group. No one seems to want to do stuff but my grade is not going to be lowered by these people. Some i know will work hard to get a good grade but others dont show up to class and one leaves early every day and so has never talked to us.

I was in my history class yesterday and I realized what they permenant name for Squidgy should be. Feminazi! She likes it and its describes her but with a way over dramitization. I mean she could be considered that but then also she really isnt, I mean she took boriqua's (her husband) name which is a no-no in the "Feminazi" groups. boriqua is a nice guy. He helps me with my computer and puts up with me asking stupid questions.

Well that is all for now. I will leave you with the eternal question. If you choke a Smurf, What color would it turn?

Mechanics

So, I am pissed! I took my car in two weeks ago to have two new tires put on and align the car. Well it was not aligned. I took it in to a different Goodyear to have it aligned properly. it was also making a strange grinding noise from one of the rear tires. I get a call today that I need new front break pads, Fine, and the rear caliber and strut needs to be replaced. 899!!!!!! I dont know if i want to put that kind of money into my car. I called them back to tell them not to do it and i would take it somewhere else. They were kind of shitty and it has now been 5 hours since i called and it is not ready. I am getting pissed. Plus when i called they said that i could just fix the back and it would cost 539. So over 300 for just the front pads. That seems totally rediculous. I am not a car person but even i know when something is high.

AHHHHH

IUPUI is a great school in some aspects. Unlike traditional colleges, I think I learned more from failing classes, having to miss for work, having to work and being burnt out than I did from going to classes. I know how to support myself, pay my bills and work hard. I would have a higher GPA if I went to IU or ISU or something but I would not be nearly as independent as I am today. I am happy with my choice because i know the little things that, when i graduate in 2052, will give me an advantage over graduates from IU or traditional schools because i can do the little stuff. I know that the bills have to paid monthly, although i still think that is crap, i mean i just paid that nad they want me to pay it again, what is that about?

Ok now on to my bitching. IUPUI has no consistancy in their advisors. I have taken classe sthat dont do anything for my degree. I have three classes that do NOTHING. Now i am scheduling for the summer and fall (god willing my last undergrad semester) and nothing is working out. Idont know if classes will work becuase they have this one class listed under Writing but technically it is a creative writing class and you can only take of those, which i am in now. IN communication they cancelled a class this semester which i really wnated to take and now I dont know what to do. an option is to take an extra semester and make communication a second major. I Dont know. AHHHHHHH

School

So I am sitting in my empty classroom that will in an hour host my class. I am here early because, well, i have nothing better to do in this hour. I call mama to say hey so she doesnt think i am dead. I know she likes to hear from so i am thre to help although it has occurred to me that mayb ei am doing to to much. Pompus (my sister) is not expected to call this much, i mean she is expected to call but not like i am. I guess that is the price I pay for being born first. She gets away with stuff I would not. I told my mom, I wanted I wanted to be put on things and know where everything was and she wanted to put pompus on stuff. I am fine with that, I think, although I dont know if I trust her to have that stuff. I gues I will have to see what she is wanting to put her name on. I just dont think she will listen to me and discuss what she does before we do it. I also dont want to share it with her because I dont feel that she will do what the folks want, she will do what she wants. I may not want what the folks want but they will get what they want. Its all a morbid topic that I dont want to talk about but it needs to be done. It just showing how much of an adult I am becoming. God that is sick.

I find out about the internships next week and i am not thnking I have a good chance. I really want them but I dont want to get my hopes up. I think it will be determined by how many qualified people applied and all. It was not promoted heavily and it took searching to find it so I am thinking people may not have known about it.

Stupid

So, I was looking at the forums on the Amazing Race today and these people are nuts. They are looking for patterns in the background pictures of the contestants to see who makes it to the top 5 or 6. They are going to take the picture beforehand so there is no way to know who will win then. Unless of course you believe the Rob and Amber/Uchena and Joyce theory that CBS intruded to make it a race, which would make it better but i mean rob and amber still lost when they were in the city. I dont really want to know who they are saying will win, but I want to look. I am reading bios on CBS website. BJ, on of the hippies graduated from Harvard! HARVARD! I am impressed. They come off as so laid back but that is something there. I really like them. They are having fun on the race and i think that is the best way to win and not kill each other. When Grace and i get on, we will have to do it that way to. (But who are we kidding, we will still yell and cuss at each other. A month together, OMG....... Hugs and puppies sweety ;) ) I also like the nerd David and Lori. I think they are hilarious because they are such nerds. Lake and Michelle need to go, they are annoying, they are not as bad as Jonathon and Victoria but they are bad. On the plus side with them is, i dont mind seeing him half naked, whereas Jonathon I did not really want to see. Eric and Jeremy also annoy me because they are cocky and sexist without really having reasons to be. They think they are hot and although not bad to look at, they are not all that. I think their dicks will eventually screw them up. There are other teams I like but I wont go into them because lets be honest, Grace is the only one who has gotten this far.

My other thing i want to bitch about is there guy in Nebraska whose roommates were having a party while he was gone and had the cops called. When they pulled the guy over, they arrested him for the charges because his name was on the lease. His roommates got fines he got 30 days in jail. He is 21, in college and is working and is serving longer sentences than people who are caught drinking and driving. The judge says he wanted to set an example for other because people could die from going to these parties. I am all for ending drug and achohal abuse by college students but punishing this one guy for something done when he was not there is ridiculous. Arent there worse crimes out there than having a loud party. I am not saying let these things go but the boy was not even home (click on the picture for the full story). Children are being molested, killed, and beaten out there, women have being raped, killed, forced to be slaves. Gay men are killed for being gay. Black men and women are killed for being black. People are murdered every day for pocketchange or just because. I just dont understand. This is stupid!

Thought of the day

What dining room set defines me as a person?

Queens

So I went out to the gay bar last night. It was fun. Dynasty and PainterBoy were there. PainterBoy brought his hags. They were nice. A little haggy for my taste. I can take a good joke but i mean I dont like the girls that dont seem to understand the whole being gay thing. I know it is a joke but it seems like they are in love. I am just so happy none of my friends that are straight girls act like that. Its ok to be bitter when you see the drag queen has a better body than you, i am bitter about it to. Dont be bitter that all the guys in the bar are hot and gay. YOUR IN A GAY BAR!!!!!! DUH

So there was a girl there last night and she was a hag. She is a bigger girl but the thing that bugged me was that she was wearing a shirt that was to short so her belly, love handles and back fat were hanging out. It was just bad and she did not seem to know or care. She was there with some gays and what gay would let there hag go out like that. I mean none of my girlfriends (god i hate using that term) would go out of the house like that. I dont care if that is the only green thing she would have on St Pats day, it just would not happen. I know all my friends wouldnt want to wear that but to go to a gay bar dressed like that. Its a gay bar we are all super critical and i dont want to see that. Its just not flattering. Dont wear things that are to small for you it just makes you look bigger. If you wear things that fit in all the right places then you are going to look better and feel better. If she is happy looking like that at a gay bar, more power to her but no one i am going out with would look like that. (Grace, see i told you girls go out in BAD clothing to gay bars, i am just so glad you have higher standards than that)

Personal Space

Why do people insist on breaking the personal space that people have around them. Well, my molesting at Kroger is an extreme example of people invading my personal space. The second would be the guy at Meijer that was standing so close to me I think I could feel him breathing on me. Why do people feel like they must stand that close to someone else that they dont know. If I were dating someone or even friends with someone then invading that space is different but i perfect stranger at Meijer, COME ON.

Target

I love target. It is definatly my happy place. I went down there to get some fruit and veggies to snack on. Grace and I are in fat Watchers now and we are competing and i hate to lose. I figure if i have some fruits and veggies here then i am much more likly to snack on those rather than bad things. I am also going to try and take things to wrok with me to eat when i go back next week. I am annoyed with myself though because i did not get an apple or pineapple or anything. I got some good things but those are good to just eat. Pineapple though i would eat in like one ......maybe two sittings.

My cats are going nuts right now. They are locked up for reasons i wont discuss right now but they are locked when i can not watched them. They have to stay in the office when i am not here or in bed or in the shower. Its ok because they ahve a window and also have a their food, water and toilet. They are jumping all over each other at the moment and running around like they are nuts.

Well I am going to go make a smoothie and cut up veggies.

Fat Watchers

Grace came over for dinner tonight. It was really good, i made a chicken that was herb and parmesan (not spelled right). We also started the first meeting of Fat Watchers which is our new club where we weigh each other every wednesday and work on losing weight. TOnight was the first night and Grace had a weight of ***, Haha I am not going to put it on here. I am not stupid. Our goal is loose as much weight as possible in a week. We dont have goals yet, we jus tneed to get it started and see what happens.

We also watched the race which was awesome. NO one was kicked off because it is a two parter. I think Grace and I should do the race because we would ROCK at it. its funny to see people make stupid mistakes but to be able to go around the world. Well that is all I have to say for now.

Reality Shows

So I just watched the new show on Lifetime Cheerleader Nation. It is freaking awesome. These Cheerleaders and their parents are nuts. They want to control their children and the girls take it sooooo seriously. I mean I don’t know if I am looking back at this as a college student and see what is really important. Did I take the Newspaper that seriously in high school. Yes I was a nerd and was editor of the newspaper and the yearbook in high school. (Grace no jokes). Although we were not as bad at the band people in high school. I don’t know if it is all band people but they take that stuff super seriously. You can only be friends with band people or date band people. They are like the cheerleaders

I also watched the amazing race (Grace don’t click on that unless you want to see what happens immediately) last night and it ROCKED. All the tasks were pretty difficult this week. Having to go through those Russian dolls where one is inside another that another inside and so on from big to super small to find a clue. This is totally crazy. I can not say much about the show because Grace hasn’t seen it yet and I don’t want her to be mad because she saw a clue of what happened but its good.

Funny Cats

So I just watched a video that is hilarious. It is about a minute of funny cats doing stupid funny things. I sent it to everybody that would find it funny.

I am watching The new Adventures of Old Christine. It is actually really funny. "I haven’t been with a guy in so long, I get turned on by a sale at Target, if I could get a guy to touch me at Target, I would be golden." That is the great line from the first episode.

Last night was gay night. It was fun. It is always good to hang out with gays that are normal and not always looking for sex. Although it occurred to me last night that a lot of my friends are couples and that sucks. I hate couples when they are cute. I can deal with couples who are annoying. So last night, Markus was at dinner and he seems like a nice guy but it just weird. He talks about the weirdest things sometimes. They were talking about Chinese food and that a restaurant was really good but next to a Wal-Mart. How weird that it was next to Wall-World and would be good. Markus just then said "Well I know one thing that Wal-Mart is good for is oil changes, $20" Ok fine that comment is one thing but its out of place and compared that there is something like there every 5 minutes, it gets annoying. I just don’t know about him. Burt and Ernie are nice to hang out with because they are nice guys. I don’t get to hang out as much because of my classes and when they have dinner now.

Grace came over yesterday before her Kickboxing class, that she probably ended up not going to. Oh well, meds can do that. We hung out and snooped at the house next door. Its not really all the nice for 337000.00. I mean it is probably bigger than Grace's House because it does have a basement but the layout is horrible. Where graces house the kitchen in the back and then the front is the Living room, in this house, there is a SMALL living room up from then a kitchen which is not great and then a small family room. The living room could be set up to be cute but the family room would not fit a couch and a television very well. I just could not justify that much money and nothing really to show for it, but you could go somewhere else, even downtown and spend a lot less and get more.

Well back to Spring Break and must start doing something.

Work

Well, I am here at work today. I am trying to find these dumb bible versus so that I can show this girl on the forum what is up. I mean why do people have to hate, why cant we all just get along? Wow that sounds really corny. I dont know what I want to do. I am really trying to avoid studying for my test but i need to because this is an important semester for me.

Straight Men

So, I dont understand this one thing about straight men. Why do they try to over compensate their sexuality by making crude jokes or being way to forward with women. I am a gay man and can get further with women than that. If they are just nice to some women then they would be ok. There is a guy in my class that is like 30 and is just way to forward with these girls/. Who asks someone onthe first day of class. so what turns you on. I mean the girls flirt with him but i know they think he is a jerk. I mean come on. On the amazing race last night, these two guys were just being vulger in making commments about these two women. granted the women were there age and had huge boobs but still. maybe those are the only comments they made but why do you hav eto keep saying that, especially on tv. you are on camera dumbass

Kelly

So, Its amazing what happens when you listen to something through a critical ear. I love Kelly Clarkson, Love her album Breakaway. In a class, we are suppose to critique work from a certain perspective, i chose to do Kelly by the feminist method. Well, when i looked it, i found that it is not very empowering to women at first glance, until you see the underlieing tone of it. Its about a women who breaks up with a guy and then grows from it and become stronger. I came back to liking it even more after i realized what i was listening to. Its still a great album.

Well I am going to the movie with Grace tonight. might go to her house for dinner if there is time. I would rather have better seats than eat first. I am so tired right now. I need sleep. I am at work and its boring but i am dont with the paper with over an hour to spare, how nice is that.

Class Today

Wow. I was in class today and I can’t believe what some people think. My group was discussing what it is about women that I guess annoy us and what our wish list would be about women. We chose an example that although valid was not explained very well. I mean it is amazing what some women in the class (not all) say and think about things. I mean for them to discuss men’s restrooms like they pee in them everyday is ridiculous, I would not talk about women’s restrooms like I go in there. I mean it’s like straight women talking about what it’s like to be a gay man, I am not going to try to talk about what its like to be a mid forties black woman. I don’t know shit about what it is like to be her and they need to understand that. They also need to understand that just because one woman says an example, that does not mean that you need to tell use about the exact same thing that happened to you, I mean what does that offer to the conversation that couldn’t be achieved by saying "I had something like that happen to me and I think....” squidgy was in the class and I think understood what we were trying to say but I explained it to her better than this. I just don’t think we explained it to the class well. I hope the instructor did not take it personally because it can be hard to cut people off and all.

I am going to a movie with Grace tomorrow and it has Matthew mcconaghy (totally spelled wrong) in it and he is so freaking hot. I would totally marry him, although he with that faghag Penelope Cruz, I mean she dated tom cruise and he is big flaming homo. Maybe when she is done with matt, she will date Clay Aiken, because we all know how straight he is. Ha-ha. Grace is just as in love with him as I am, although she has been a fan longer though because I did not realize how hot he was until a few years ago. Oh I should say, in lust not love, she is in lust with him.

Spring break is next week and god do I need it, I am getting done with stuff and no one is stopping me. I just want to get done so I am sane at the end of the semester. I have a lot I can do to get ahead.

Well off to class.